UNION SQUARE– A young tourist couple, Bob and Jane Martin from South Carolina, were astounded to find out that the overweight black man who walks around Union Square wearing a t-shirt saying “Ask me about the numbers” has absolutely no clue what they mean, referring to the continuous countdown that displays on the corner of 14th St. and 4th Ave.
“We’ve been staying at the W, so we see this everyday,” said Jane. “We’ve been dying to know what it’s all about.”
And when they found the man claiming to have the answer, they thought they would finally get it. But when he quickly started stuttering and fumbling his answer, the Martins quickly realized this guy doesn’t know shit.
“We figured that if this guy is willing to advertise that he knows something, he must really know it,” Bob told us. “He started talking about trees and a forest and an orb with a window to the crescent moon and it makes couples make out–complete wack-job this guy.”
When the man asked for a donation after he finished his explanation, the couple laughed and walked away.
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