Visiting Couple Can’t Wait To Pee Themselves On New Year’s Eve

TIMES SQUARE– “This is our first time coming to New York City,” says 27 year old Jane Belmont. She, along with her husband Steve, 30, will be attending the ball drop festivities this Monday night. The couple is in town from Charleston, South Carolina.

But what they are looking most forward to might surprise you.

“Yeah we are excited about seeing the lights, the Broadway shows, all that stuff,” said Steve. “but we are must excited about being part of the sea of people in Times Square, not being able to move for hours, and most of all, peeing ourselves in the middle of NYC. That’s the tradition we are most eager to be a part of.”

According to Jane and Steve, they came prepared with a twelve pack of adult diapers, and plan to wear rubber pants to the event itself.

“We’re going to be there for a while,” Jane said. “so we’re better off just going on ourselves, it’ll also keep us warm on the cold night.”

The Belmonts said they were invited to several parties, but declined all of them because all the venues had working restrooms.

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